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Laughs in Court

 Barrister: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Defendant: Yes.
 Barrister: And in what way does it affect your memory?
Defendant: I forget.
Barrister: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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Barrister: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
Defendant: We both do.
Barrister: Voodoo?
Defendant: We do.
Barrister: You do?
Defendant: Yes, voodoo.
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Barrister: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
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 Barrister:The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
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Barrister: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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Barrister: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August the eighth?
Defendant: Yes.
Barrister: And what were you doing at that time?
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