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Used Car Dealer
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!"
Cleaning Service
"We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand"
Lost
Small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family
Restaurant
A superb and inexpensive restaurant
Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms
Ear Piercing
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too
Strippers
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory
Puppies
For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepard and an Alaskan Hussy
To Let
6-room centrally hated flat
