In a Belgrade Lift (Elevator)
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor
If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor
Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
A doctor's Surgery in Rome
Specialist in women and other diseases
A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire
If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window
Czech tourist agency
Take one of our horse driven tours - we guarantee no miscarriages
A temple in Bangkok
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man
Car rental brochure in Tokyo
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn
Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle
him with vigor
